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Thursday, March 30, 2017



Here's the thing.


I am pretty average in every sense - 
and that may mean no one will ever want to date me...





Even so.
I will - 
NEVER EVER
  go on a "date" with a serial dater
(unless it's an all-paid-for date - well, because who says no to freebies, come on!)



#1
because only people who actually know what they want 
 deserve an affair as romantic as a "date" 

Image result for serial dater wireshark



#2
no one should spend their time and energy 
to help anyone figure out what they want



#3
there are more important goals
than spending time and energy on people who do not know what they want



#4
I should stop at just #3 because:



#5
although I should add that if what they want involves getting naked at some point (it's a legit need)
know that what you want, need, and deserve is beyond just that (like, I need good legit food)



#6
and just in case you're wondering what to look out for-


And...
nope, serial dater's not on the list. 
He's Asian by the way.


#7
Oh, and I know just the character who's the perfect candidate for a serial-dater!
Lo... and behold...

Gaston: *rudely flipping through Belle's book* "How can you read this?"
[negging alert - not to be confused with "nagging" which some good men do]

Gaston: "Say you'll marry me!"
Gaston: "No one says 'no' to Gaston!"
[some kino thingy]

Gaston: Pretty pretty me. (Okay, I made that up)
[some peacock-ing up thingy]


#8
Verdict:
Mulan Boy > Beast > Serial Dater (bottom of food chain like em puny green eeeeky yucky mucky algae)





I rest my case.




And to all Daddies, 
Please tell your sons that you did not find and marry their mother by being a serial dater. 
And no - it's not squirmy and embarrassing that you may or may not have waited for days outside their mother's door to just say hi.