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Sunday, September 6, 2015

Yesterday, I dreamed of being a part of some blind-date reality TV show.

So we the contestants were randomly paired up, and what we had to do was to waltz to this Disney song.

My partner was so handsome that I couldn't look at him in the face without having a stupid grimace on mine. So for the whole time I buried my face in his chest, which happens to be huge, broad, and muscly like a wall. He didn't mind, and said, "okay you move this leg behind, and this leg forward..."

... And my stupid alarm rang.